13 Exercises You Should Never Do and Why

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13 Exercises You Should Never Do and Why



1. Back Squats: Because they cause your knees, hips, and back to explode. Except if you do them correctly.

2. Bench press: Because your pecs are already strong from sitting hunched over at a computer all day... right?


3. Deadlifts: See back squats.

4. Pull-ups: Aren't those that flailing exercise that the CrossFighters do? I heard they cause rhabdo.

5. Upright Rows: Because they automatically impinge your shoulders (unless you have healthy shoulders and they don't).

6. Face Pulls: Because they strengthen the oft-neglected posterior deltoids, which deserve to be neglected. Stupid posterior deltoids.

7. Military press: Because putting weights over your head is just dangerous. Everybody knows that. And don't forget about that pesky shoulder impingement.

8. Bicep Curls: Because they are so non-functional. They only help you pick things up and bring them to your mouth.

9. Power Cleans: See bicep curls. Oh wait, you mean power cleans aren't just explosive reverse curls?!

10. Crunches: Because Stu McGill says so, and you don't mess with that mustache.

11. Glute Bridges & Hip Thrusts: They just look so... sexual. How embarrassing.


12. Burpees: Because when do you ever get up and down off the floor in the real world? That's almost as bad as bicep curls.

13. Turkish Get-ups: see burpees, glute bridges and hip thrusts, crunches, AND military press.

Bonus. Shrugs: Because they will make you jacked and tan.

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P.S. This entire list is in jest. Lists like this are stupid. There's no need to vilify exercises, for there's no such thing as bad exercises, only bad exercises for a particular person.

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